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Another Drone Strike!
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Jonimo
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A drone collided with Santa's sleigh while flying over a small village in Taiwan. Being made mostly of plastic the drone had no problem blasting a hole in Santas titanium sleigh. Wunorse Openslae, Maintence supervising Elf, said "We used magic duct tape midflight and continued our deiveries". He went on to say "Had the drone strike occured just feet forward of where it did then Rudolph may have been gelded, duct tape wouldn't fix that !"
An examination of the drone revealed it to be a Phantom 3 SE, the owner has yet to be identified. The pilot of the drone , if found, faces up to 10 years of coal in thier stocking as a result of being placed on the naughty list.
One only needs an imagination and a gullible audiance to realize that as the number of drones increases these type of incidents will too, even though they defy the laws of physics and perspicacity. The Minister of Transportation and Communication could not be reached for comment.




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stuka75
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LOL. Wait! I've gotta look up "perspicacity"
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stuka75 Posted at 2017-12-25 06:39
LOL. Wait! I've gotta look up "perspicacity"

oh its just common sense, i had to look it up as well, grin
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stuka75 Posted at 2017-12-25 06:39
LOL. Wait! I've gotta look up "perspicacity"

Lol. Awesome.
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Merry Christmas to y'all drone pilots who've been able to stay off Santa's naughty list. Fly on!
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I managed to stay off the naughty list, didn't manage to stay off the Gin and Tonic though... No flying for me tonight.
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isn't humour the best, well done, seasons greetings to everyone here on the forum, keep the humor coming, big smile Eric
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Eric ncfwa Posted at 2017-12-25 17:32
isn't humour the best, well done, seasons greetings to everyone here on the forum, keep the humor coming, big smile Eric

Dam too much Muscat Liqueur last night can't spell humour, oh well you know what I meant he he

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Eric ncfwa Posted at 2017-12-25 17:35
Dam too much Muscat Liqueur last night can't spell humour, oh well you know what I meant he he

Eric

LOL, thats some strong wine, good thing a misspelled word is the worst of it!
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So minister of transportation has been stuffing up our drone range because of new uav laws?
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Jonimo
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ROFl, now there is a prime example of the importence of adhering to TFR's!
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Santa got rund over by a aeroplain
droppin gifts at our house Christmas eve
now you may say theys no such thing as santa
but as for me and flight 1224, we believe!
2017-12-30
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solentlife
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This is how to save money at Christmas ............



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or .....



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Love it! HNY
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It was finally released by Press Secretary for the NSA - that during the Holiday Season an unidentified Object entered the airways of the Northern USA. Prompt action by NRA members in shooting down the UFO prevented further events.



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solentlife Posted at 2017-12-30 11:24
It was finally released by Press Secretary for the NSA - that during the Holiday Season an unidentified Object entered the airways of the Northern USA. Prompt action by NRA members in shooting down the UFO prevented further events.
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That would be the NSA allright.
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Goes to prove that santa doesnt abide by faa regulations
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AlanHd
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I didn’t think Santa was dead, I thought he was just grounded until he signed in and took the test.
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