Dirty Bird
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Diojr Posted at 2018-9-25 22:27
@Dirty Bird
Just out of curiosity - in what country are you flying?
Well I didn't ask, but I thank you for your thoughts. My flights aren't for everyone & I see I need to dust off the old Dirty Bird disclaimer.
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