Dirty Bird
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TommyGa Posted at 2018-9-6 23:58
Very witty. Newspaper articles about a murderer doesn’t really equate to stalking. Public information, Colonel FakeVet with his 40 guns.
He fired a warning shot and the two men traded angry taunts. He shot Miller six times and went home to move his other guns to his parents' home in Pasadena. He was arrested on Ritchie Highway about a half-hour later.One of the conditions of the plea agreement is that Lovelace's family dispose of his remaining guns.
Aye carumba!
Dear Bilbo,
In response to your text inquiry to "bury the hatchet" I'm afraid I must decline your request. It is apparent your mental state remains unchanged since our last meeting. In fact, it has degraded significantly over just the past 72 hours. One moment you are pleading to accompany me on a flight & later the same day you are ranting like a lunatic on a website. To be perfectly honest, I never liked you in the first place. I only allowed you to fly with me in the past because I took pity on you. With your demonstrable & total lack of online social skills, I can only imagine the pain, loneliness, & despair you must endure on a daily basis. Yet, while I can empathize with your situation, this is not my burden to bear. What you require is professional assistance. Perhaps discussing the situation with your mom might prove helpful in convincing you to seek appropriate help? Be completely honest when explaining the matter to mom. Hold back nothing. Tell her how you spend your evenings creating fake internet profiles, concealing yourself behind a keyboard, creating mayhem, angst, & spreading rumors on websites. Explain how you are universally disliked & find yourself continually banished for your antics & unacceptable behavior. Ask mom if she feels your pathological behavior is normal.
Your situation brings to mind a story I read long ago. It was called "Nurse Bender & Mr. Bilbo". In this tragic tale, by day a diminuitive fella named Bender served as a meek & timid nurse. By night, behind the annonymity of a keyboard, he was transformed into the maniacal blowhard, Mr. Bilbo. Safely hidden in his home, Mr. Bilbo lashed out in an attempt to compensate for his small stature, irrelevance, & general impotence in life. Night after night Mr. Bilbo continued this dual existence as he continued to poke at Bears. But Mr. Bilbo forgot that some folks knew of his true identity. They knew where he lived, where he worked, his schedule, where he parked his little Honda automobile in the garage. One day Mr. Bilbo left for work, but it was morning & he was in his Nurse Bender persona, with no keyboard behind which to hide. Dressed in his cute little nurse scrubs, Nurse Bender stepped from the elevator & made way to his car. But just as he stepped into the garage, there stood a Bear... It was at this very moment, as Nurse Bender's eyes filled with tears, his bowels emptied into his panties, & the pleading began, that Nurse Bender realized the magnitude of his mistake. I leave the rest of this tragic tale to your imagination.
In closing, it is not advisable that you should "go out on a limb" were I holding a hatchet where it connects to the tree. You are a mentally unstable, untrustworthy, and thoroughly unlikable human being. Furthermore, Bilbo, I fly alone. There can be no flying or friendship until you secure professional treatment for your condition & your behavior returns to that of a normal human being. Whether this treatment includes medication, electric shock therapy, or institutionalization is a decision for your mental health provider. You should know I retain all text messages, screen shots of your online posts & provocations, & other evidence of your online antics. The field of mental health is continually evolving with new treatments & medications so there still may be hope for you. I wish you the very best of luck in securing a successful therapy that brings tranquility to your pathetic life.
--Dirty Bird
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