Manxmann Posted at 11-23 02:49
What's blue & smells like red paint ?

RPH......  that's a classic - just loved it !!

I had to share that old funny...





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Manxmann Posted at 11-23 02:50
Punchline ?  Don't fly with alcohol in yer system or your career will be short !

Well that’s a great plan.



Smoking cigarettes is very bad for your health & wealth too.




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Montfrooij Posted at 11-23 04:05
Not at all!

If you like that kind of thing...
I am unable to post many of the pics I'd love to share with you, but the resolution is too large, so the forum upload refuses them.

I keep trying... (Can not exceed 2048000 Byte)



Ok, I surrender, haha


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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-23 20:44
If you like that kind of thing...
I am unable to post many of the pics I'd love to share with you, but the resolution is too large, so the forum upload refuses them.

Yeah, you need to resize it in post

Montfrooij Posted at 11-24 23:25
Yeah, you need to resize it in post

Nah. It’s take it or leave it...



Big bite.



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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-25 00:14
Nah. It’s take it or leave it...

[view_image]

I'll take that one

Montfrooij Posted at 11-25 00:29
I'll take that one

It’s all there, what we like.



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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-25 00:50
It’s all there, what we like.

[view_image]

Gheghegheghe.
Fun one!

Montfrooij Posted at 11-25 01:02
Gheghegheghe.
Fun one!

Yeah, thanks.


I try my best to keep them unique.



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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-25 01:12
Yeah, thanks.

I know.
You

Montfrooij Posted at 11-25 01:14
I know.
You

Just my way.



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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-25 01:29
Just my way.

[view_image]

Cool signs!

Montfrooij Posted at 11-25 05:47
Cool signs!

Yeah, but it’s missing Quaker State Oil...



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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-25 17:57
Yeah, but it’s missing Quaker State Oil...

I failed to notice

Montfrooij Posted at 11-25 23:11
I failed to notice

It’s an old fav. ;-)




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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-26 02:36
It’s an old fav. ;-)

We don't have them over here.
At least, not that I know of

Montfrooij Posted at 11-26 02:40
We don't have them over here.
At least, not that I know of

I’m quite sure, your petroleum dealers have brands in your country, not sold here, in North America, where I am.


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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-26 03:00
I’m quite sure, your petroleum dealers have brands in your country, not sold here, in North America, where I am.

Yeah, just not this one.
Unfortunately these nice plates are no longer used.
They are sought after here in NL too.
Especially the ones from brands that are no longer there anymore.

Montfrooij Posted at 11-26 03:02
Yeah, just not this one.
Unfortunately these nice plates are no longer used.
They are sought after here in NL too.

Antique automotive collectors, pay good money for the original petroleum ones.



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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-26 03:11
Antique automotive collectors, pay good money for the original petroleum ones.

Yeah. My brother in law has a small collection and was offered good money for them

Montfrooij Posted at 11-26 03:16
Yeah. My brother in law has a small collection and was offered good money for them

Oh, did he sell his?

Yes, they do have value.



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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-26 03:47
Oh, did he sell his?

Yes, they do have value.

Nope.
Still hanging in the 'mancave'.

Montfrooij Posted at 11-26 03:59
Nope.
Still hanging in the 'mancave'.

Smart to hold on tight...


I’d do the same, if I had for-thought. Hahaha


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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-26 16:16
Smart to hold on tight...

Yeah true.
They will get a nice place in their new home I suppose.

Montfrooij Posted at 11-26 23:26
Yeah true.
They will get a nice place in their new home I suppose.

I’m in the midst of weaning out, my collections. Too much stuff, so little time.



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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-26 23:38
I’m in the midst of weaning out, my collections. Too much stuff, so little time.

You should move every 5 years or so to get rid of most of the stuff you don't need....

Montfrooij Posted at 11-26 23:40
You should move every 5 years or so to get rid of most of the stuff you don't need....

Some one wise once told me, as we get older, when ever you’re going to be moving, to cut your belongings in half. It’s difficult pairing it all down... deciding what to give up first.


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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-26 23:50
Some one wise once told me, as we get older, when ever you’re going to be moving, to cut your belongings in half. It’s difficult pairing it all down... deciding what to give up first.

Yes. We moved just 2 years ago. Almost 3 now.
Time flies.
But we threw away a lot.
Now we have even more stuff, because there is more storage space..
But that is another discussion

Montfrooij Posted at 11-27 00:08
Yes. We moved just 2 years ago. Almost 3 now.
Time flies.
But we threw away a lot.

The best way I’ve ever heard it described, was from word smith George Carlin.


Seeing him perform live, was a most memorable concert.

Dr.Chas-THC

RedHotPoker Posted at 11-27 02:07
The best way I’ve ever heard it described, was from word smith George Carlin.
https://youtu.be/MvgN5gCuLac

That was genius!

Montfrooij Posted at 11-27 02:16
That was genius!

I know eh? A very bright comic.




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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-27 17:17
I know eh? A very bright comic.

Wow.
Still recovering my cheeks

Montfrooij Posted at 11-27 23:35
Wow.
Still recovering my cheeks

Use of  muscles that have been relaxed, far too long, only need to be exercised more often...

Warning, may contain offensive language and adult humour.


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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-28 00:54
Use of  muscles that have been relaxed, far too long, only need to be exercised more often...

Warning, may contain offensive language and adult humour.

Super funny!

Montfrooij Posted at 11-28 02:35
Super funny!

Ah yeah man, it’s my favourite way to lighten up... listen to him for five minutes but try not to laugh.  ;-)




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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-28 02:49
Ah yeah man, it’s my favourite way to lighten up... listen to him for five minutes but try not to laugh.  ;-)

Impossible mission.

Montfrooij Posted at 11-28 03:42
Impossible mission.

Just relax your face, and keep it that way. Hahahaha

It is a chore. ;-)


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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-28 16:06
Just relax your face, and keep it that way. Hahahaha

It is a chore. ;-)

I will try

Montfrooij Posted at 11-28 23:28
I will try

Pretend to be deaf as well. Hahaha



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RedHotPoker Posted at 11-28 23:59
Pretend to be deaf as well. Hahaha

Sorry, you said what?