Big Bad Beach Baboon
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Beware!
Don't leave your belongings unattended on the beach!
This alarming scene took place on 25/10/2022 at Kogel bay beach / Dappat se Gat.
These folks were enjoying the beach when a large male chacma baboon decided to raid their belonings.
The young lady tried to frieghten it away but he made off with what looks like her white handbag, climbing the cliff face in retreat.

Later, in an interview with OKE magazine, the ape named Fawkff, aka Ghugh, said in a statement that he was casually patrolling the beach (there was no sign saying that it was for the use of humans only -since all kinds of animals come there, occasional demons too!) for interesting items when he heard a cellphone ring. He noted that the humans were in the water so as a matter of common courtesy he decided to answer the call. At this point the ugly human woman began throwing things at him and shouting speciesist insults. He was so astounded and in fear of his life that he ran away, forgetting that he still had hold of the woman's bag. Once he had attained safety he realised that he still clutched the cache, which he fully intended to return to the nasty speciesist human and idly checked the contents of the cellphone to find to his horror that it contained nude photos of flowers, food and *GASP* naked puddings.!

He was considdering laying charges against this speciesist woman for having pudding porn and disturbing the peace.



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Extraordinary event
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Oh boy.
Not nice.
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I only saw what happened when I viewed my footage on my laptop and at first I thought it was their big dog - my "device" screen is soooo small, so this was just a lucky shot.
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No-one likes to see pudding porn
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Nice capture and you made a funny story out of it :-)
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Droffarc Posted at 10-26 01:29
I only saw what happened when I viewed my footage on my laptop and at first I thought it was their big dog - my "device" screen is soooo small, so this was just a lucky shot.

I like your wacky commentary as much as the video
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Droffarc Posted at 10-26 01:30
No-one likes to see pudding porn

What is that?
Pudding porn?
Never heard of it.
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Wow, such great timing Droffarc.    Great job on the interview commentary.  Quite imaginative.  
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Blériot53 Posted at 10-26 01:37
I like your wacky commentary as much as the video

Thank you Sir!
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Montfrooij Posted at 10-26 01:38
What is that?
Pudding porn?
Never heard of it.

Me iether, so I interviewed the baboon himself to find out. He was somewhat embarrased when he explained that it was images of young, nubile puddings, especially wobbly jelly types calculated to "prikkel" / stimulate the imagination of susceptble baboons and make them salivate and should be banned because they are an abomination - acording to the great and reveared ape Calima, especially because he could not taste the pictures - hence he found them tasteless.
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Droffarc Posted at 10-26 03:48
Me iether, so I interviewed the baboon himself to find out. He was somewhat embarrased when he explained that it was images of young, nubile puddings, especially wobbly jelly types calculated to "prikkel" / stimulate the imagination of susceptble baboons and make them salivate and should be banned because they are an abomination - acording to the great and reveared ape Calima, especially because he could not taste the pictures - hence he found them tasteless.

Hahahahahahahahaha.
Have you been drinking?
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DowntownRDB Posted at 10-26 03:08
Wow, such great timing Droffarc.    Great job on the interview commentary.  Quite imaginative.

Thanks Downtown, now where did I leave my dried frog pills?
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Montfrooij Posted at 10-26 03:49
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Have you been drinking?

NaH! Ive been eating wobbly jelly without taking *hic* my dried-frog pills
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Droffarc Posted at 10-26 03:53
NaH! Ive been eating wobbly jelly without taking *hic* my dried-frog pills

Hahahahahahahahaha.
LOL
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Geez, such big baboons are living there naturally?! Funny story.
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Depp Posted at 10-26 04:29
Geez, such big baboons are living there naturally?! Funny story.

Oh Yeah! some the size of a German Shepard (the dog not the man) and they like going to the beach it seems - not to tan or swim, but to tease the ladies.
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Droffarc Posted at 10-26 03:51
Thanks Downtown, now where did I leave my dried frog pills?

You're most welcome Droffarc.    Keep up the great work and have a wonderful rest of the week.
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Great captures
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Thanks ro_walker - purely by being in the right place at the right time
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Droffarc Posted at 10-28 01:10
Thanks ro_walker - purely by being in the right place at the right time

My pleasure
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Well that's something you don't see every day Droffarc. I suspect the handbag is now listed on ebay?
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sky wombat Posted at 10-30 22:19
Well that's something you don't see every day Droffarc. I suspect the handbag is now listed on ebay?

  Or False Bay as the case may be!
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