Beware!
Don't leave your belongings unattended on the beach!
This alarming scene took place on 25/10/2022 at Kogel bay beach / Dappat se Gat.
These folks were enjoying the beach when a large male chacma baboon decided to raid their belonings.
The young lady tried to frieghten it away but he made off with what looks like her white handbag, climbing the cliff face in retreat.
Later, in an interview with OKE magazine, the ape named Fawkff, aka Ghugh, said in a statement that he was casually patrolling the beach (there was no sign saying that it was for the use of humans only -since all kinds of animals come there, occasional demons too!) for interesting items when he heard a cellphone ring. He noted that the humans were in the water so as a matter of common courtesy he decided to answer the call. At this point the ugly human woman began throwing things at him and shouting speciesist insults. He was so astounded and in fear of his life that he ran away, forgetting that he still had hold of the woman's bag. Once he had attained safety he realised that he still clutched the cache, which he fully intended to return to the nasty speciesist human and idly checked the contents of the cellphone to find to his horror that it contained nude photos of flowers, food and *GASP* naked puddings.!
He was considdering laying charges against this speciesist woman for having pudding porn and disturbing the peace.
I only saw what happened when I viewed my footage on my laptop and at first I thought it was their big dog - my "device" screen is soooo small, so this was just a lucky shot.
Droffarc Posted at 10-26 01:29
I only saw what happened when I viewed my footage on my laptop and at first I thought it was their big dog - my "device" screen is soooo small, so this was just a lucky shot.
Me iether, so I interviewed the baboon himself to find out. He was somewhat embarrased when he explained that it was images of young, nubile puddings, especially wobbly jelly types calculated to "prikkel" / stimulate the imagination of susceptble baboons and make them salivate and should be banned because they are an abomination - acording to the great and reveared ape Calima, especially because he could not taste the pictures - hence he found them tasteless.
Droffarc Posted at 10-26 03:48
Me iether, so I interviewed the baboon himself to find out. He was somewhat embarrased when he explained that it was images of young, nubile puddings, especially wobbly jelly types calculated to "prikkel" / stimulate the imagination of susceptble baboons and make them salivate and should be banned because they are an abomination - acording to the great and reveared ape Calima, especially because he could not taste the pictures - hence he found them tasteless.
Oh Yeah! some the size of a German Shepard (the dog not the man) and they like going to the beach it seems - not to tan or swim, but to tease the ladies.