KM5RG-Robert Posted at 2017-2-12 21:07
Wow, this thing is still going on!?

Yes, it's the gift, that keeps on giving...  And then some. Hahaha

Powered by the everready bunny... Gnawing at the bit, for more material to digest.


Do you have any appropriate one liners?


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RedHotPoker Posted at 2017-2-13 05:31
Yes, it's the gift, that keeps on giving...  And then some. Hahaha

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Do you have any   one liners?

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
-Steven Wright

KM5RG-Robert Posted at 2017-2-13 06:57
Do you have any   one liners?

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

Hahaha, a white lab? Hahaha

Yes, that's dog gone funny, dang it. ;-)


See spot run, down the page... Chuckles



RedHotPoker

RedHotPoker Posted at 2017-2-13 06:59
Hahaha, a white lab? Hahaha

Yes, that's dog gone funny, dang it. ;-)

I've seen it done a lot on the forums, maybe I should start making multiple copies of posts too. Maybe I could even make Captain sooner.  ;-)

KM5RG-Robert Posted at 2017-2-13 07:36
I've seen it done a lot on the forums, maybe I should start making multiple copies of posts too. Maybe I could even make Captain sooner.  ;-)

In my zeal to post, I must have inadvertently tapped the participation tab twice in error.

By removing the double entry, I have also subtracted one point.
Of which was quickly replaced by this one. ;-)

Count me in? Go figure...


RedHotPoker

Oh by the way, You can only make Captain if you've RTFM a few more times... Hahaha


How do I know this to be true?  

Because I Read The "Forum" Manual. Chuckles


RedHotPoker

RedHotPoker Posted at 2017-2-13 07:54
Oh by the way, You can only make Captain if you've RTFM a few more times... Hahaha

Little a bit long but funny as hell...


An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if

not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine,

thought this would be a great opportunity to get $$. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!

You've got your taste back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,

" Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

ENJOY YOUR DAY !!

P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers.

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those that understand binary and those who don't

Cabansail Posted at 2017-2-13 17:23
There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those that understand binary and those who don't

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Cabansail Posted at 2017-2-13 17:23
There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those that understand binary and those who don't

I have 0 interest in 1 of those. Hahahaha


It Takes two to tango.

Party of one Sir? ;-)


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dronist Posted at 2017-2-13 17:12
Little a bit long but funny as hell...

I can't see anything funny in that, but I heard myself laughing so it must have hilarious...

What?

You know the joke. You just read it.

No I don't remember reading it...



Yeah, it was a good one. Thanks.... ;-)


RedHotPoker

RedHotPoker Posted at 2017-2-13 18:01
I can't see anything funny in that, but I heard myself laughing so it must have hilarious...

What?

One of my not so young customer send it to one of my temp staff who try to get smart with him...

I guess don't mess with an old geezer!

dronist Posted at 2017-2-13 18:45
One of my not so young customer send it to one of my temp staff try to get smart with him...

I guess don't mess with an old geezer!

Did you hear about the old guy who found a suppository in his ear?




Now he knows where his hearing aid is!! ;-)




Yeah, I know, it's pretty bad, but in a good way...  Hahahaha



RedHotPoker

RedHotPoker Posted at 2017-2-13 18:48
Did you hear about the old guy who found a suppository in his ear?

How about this then...

Why his sister is named Florence?

I prefer the story of the two bulls.

An old bull and a young bull were standing on a hill.
Down in the valley was a herd of cows.
The young bull turns to the old bull and says
"Hey why don't we run down there and each mount one of those cows?"
The old bull slowly replied
"Lets walk down and mount the lot"

Cabansail Posted at 2017-2-13 19:34
I prefer the story of the two bulls.

An old bull and a young bull were standing on a hill.

The reasoning here is NOT because his OLD, but to save his energy... {:4_181:}

Let us change the subject...

Paper / Scisors anyone?

You guys are baaaaad. hahaha


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Aardvark Posted at 2017-2-13 17:26
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