birdfolk5555
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I have this theory that God only invented man 'cause He wanted lots of cool gadgets. Oh sure, He's great with living things; plants, algae, DNA and stuff---but when it comes to electronics, He's all thumbs.
I imagine He has an immense warehouse in Heaven filled with Lamborghinis and flat-screen TVs and electric guitars and God-only-knows what else...
He may even be showing-off these gadgets to primitive races on other planets...
He may even be taking credit for them...
Handing out Bic lighters to the cave men...
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