I have this theory that God only invented man 'cause He wanted lots of cool gadgets.  Oh sure, He's great with living things; plants, algae, DNA and stuff---but when it comes to electronics, He's all thumbs.
I imagine He has an immense warehouse in Heaven filled with Lamborghinis and flat-screen TVs and electric guitars and God-only-knows what else...
He may even be showing-off these gadgets to primitive races on other planets...
He may even be taking credit for them...
Handing out Bic lighters to the cave men...
  

I think we are an experiment and I think he is just laughing his arse off at the stupidity he sees and only by his grace has he decided not yet to can us as one of his bad experiments...I am thinking the ones he has canned have become black holes!

If man was meant to fly he would have not invented gravity!!

Regards

Guy

Guy Posted at 2015-3-6 10:04
If man was meant to fly he would have not invented gravity!!

Regards

Gravity is a figment of our imagination, the whole universe just sucks.

Gerry1124 Posted at 2015-3-6 10:08
Gravity is a figment of our imagination, the whole universe just sucks.

Is that your dog? She/ He is a beauty!

OK if gravity is a figment how come it's getting more apparent as time goes by?

Regards

Guy & "Mac"

Guy Posted at 2015-3-6 10:11
Is that your dog? She/ He is a beauty!

OK if gravity is a figment how come it's getting more appa ...

If you tell a lie enough, the masses will believe it. - Joseph Goebbles