I was thinking about flying thru the stratosphere and into low earth orbit.  Would I get the wind warning?

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No, you wouldn't. Nor would you get a warning from russian and US killer satellites before being destroyed by laser fire...

you can just download the weather application ..

No, but you might get a neutrino warning if you leave it up there long enough.

Just because your batteries that big does not mean you have to brag about it................